Wednesday, July 15, 2009

More tax money spent on corpse-munching festivities

In the end of June, corpse-munching Obama held an Aloha-style death offering on the South Lawn. Hawaiian hit-man Alan Wong served up Kalua pigs (Kalua: to cook in an underground oven/typically whole pigs), salmons, shrimps, clams, tilapias, chickens, lambs, baby pig rib parts, blood, pus, moldy innards and various other nasty secretions.

Wong wanted to dig a pit to roast the murdered pigs in an authentic re-creation of his cannibal ancestors' habits, however, the White House insisted they slow-burn the unfortunate cut-up souls above ground in plain view of humanity.

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2 comments:

  1. Hit men at the white house. That is great!

    Our president likes barbecues after all. Barbecue up anything and he is first one at the table. Inviting a "chef" onto white house grounds with cannibal ancestory is the final blow to this "party".

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