Dear Believers,
I know ... our great nation would never hide the truth or confine and torture Al-Qaeda's top leader for information that could stave-off attacks against America. Just ask Mrs. Cow.
Yours Truly,
Not Born Yesterday
We the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common good, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish veganism for the United States of America
I am getting many messages of love wondering what happened to me.
They say, “Dave, you need to tone it down and be nice otherwise they won’t listen. Try to be more loving and tolerant. Look for the good in people. You are making vegans look bad. They won’t like us.”
Radio talk show host Bob Linden was arrested by Beverly Hills cops on Friday in front of a Wilshire Boulevard animal-skin market as Mr. Linden turned on his bullhorn power switch and announced "fur is murder." Beverly Hills cops immediately charged at Linden, yanked the megaphone from his hands, and then yanked his hands behind his back, handcuffing him, and charging him with using amplified sound without a permit, pursuant to a Beverly Hills municipal code which Linden calls "blatantly unconstitutional."
In the USA we have Thanksgiving. We are taught it is a special day to give thanks.
Ignorance, time and time again, imposes its absurdities in complete opposition to reality. This creates paradoxes that one can identify and use to formulate and solve oxymoronic equations. Ignorance fades as its illogicalities are identified and the truth is exposed, enabling change. This idea spurned the writing of, Dave’s Absurdities:

The Norwegian Nobel Committee, who determines Nobel Peace Prize recipients, is comprised of corpse-munching political appointees. It should come as no surprise Barack Obama would be declared a man of peace joining the ranks of those who betray the very cause they fight for like Al Gore as they both talk a good game.
Corpse-munchers and/or fellow vegans take exception to my Wikipedia page (one embittered vegan even tried vandalizing/blanking my page) and have put it up for speedy deletion on October 5th.
As part of my preparations/hoop-jumping to become a certified public school teacher, I was required to take educational theory classes to better understand how students learn best. Much of the educational theory I learned in college didn’t mean much at the time; however, once I began teaching I saw the value of some of the ideas I learned years earlier. One such idea is that the best learning comes through discovery in which the student attains ownership in their ideas.
Excerpts from “Peep Show For Children Only” – Dr. T. Colin Campbell PhD. testifies under oath at ISBE hearings and the “China Study” is now in evidence and property of the state. The State of Illinois is guilty of crimes against humanity for their inaction in these affairs now that ignorance can no longer be claimed.
... I will live forever.... my government has my best interests at heart.
... Obama is cool.
... Santa Claus is real.
... animals are meant for food.
... peace is best achieved by force.
... parents have open minds when dealing with their children’s health/lives/futures.
... schools put children first.
... milk builds strong bones.
... vaccinations are a good thing.
... teachers are lifelong learners who care---less about money and more about their students---enough to be honest.
MR. RILEY: We have something we'd like to discuss on the record, too, if that's okay, Mr. Simon. This morning Mr. Warwak, who owns the yellow Harley motorcycle that's out in front, was going up and down the street, Orchard Street, directly in front of the school, middle school, gunning and revving it up and down for a period of probably about ten minutes. Had to call the police to notify them that this was going on. We would have called the police to notify them that anybody who was gunning the motorcycle up and down in front of the middle school. It has an intimidating on effect on any student because they can all hear it and it is intended to have an intimidating effect on these students. And we would like to discuss the question of what kind of order you could enter to prohibit Mr. Warwak from doing these types of things and engaging in these kind of antics designed to intimidate these students. Every single one at that school hears this. And he was also -- I want also to say something else. Monday he was outside the school taking photographs. And we mentioned this originally. Taking photographs of the kids. He has a sign that was placed across the street that's on private property, meat is murder, milk is misery. And he's out there taking photographs of kids as they're entering and leaving the school. We can't have this in a middle school environment.
And this from the pretty funny Encyclopedia Dramatica web site:
Even Barack "nothing that I will do" Obama commented on the Agriprocessor's ethical black hole on a campaign stop in Davenport, IA, remarking, "They have kids in there wielding buzz saws and cleavers. It's ridiculous."
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"The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it" Einstein