Dave’s Absurdities

Ignorance, time and time again, imposes its absurdities in complete opposition to reality. This creates paradoxes that one can identify and use to formulate and solve oxymoronic equations. Ignorance fades as its illogicalities are identified and the truth is exposed, enabling change. This idea spurned the writing of, Dave’s Absurdities:

Absurd how corpse-munchers claim high and mighty vegans are judgmental of others; while, the robbers-of-life are the ones playing high and mighty gods passing judgment on our friends claiming animals are insignificant lesser beings unworthy of life.

Absurd how corpse-munchers claim vegans are terrorists trying to destroy their world through violent means; while the robbers-of-life have no problem turning their eyes blind---and claiming their right--- to destroy our world through violent means. Those who demand violence on their plates are in no position to call us violent.

Absurd our corpse-munching POTUS wins a Nobel Peace Prize while in a meeting to order 40,000 more of other people’s children for his war; thereby delaying his disrespectful death sentences by 4 weeks so as not to seem too war-like.

Bad men are just immature selfish little boys who have acquired the power to prevent reason from taking away their toys. A good man helps the bad man improve himself by unearthing and embracing his soul.

Danger! Barack Obama at the helm - not vegan

http://veganschool101.blogspot.com/2009/02/barack-nothing-that-i-will-do-obama.html

Obama declares war on Mother Nature everyday, especially every September 22nd

The truth behind Barack Obama's corpse-munching bullshit ...

Obama Declares National Hunting and Fishing Day

From atop Pikes Peak to the shores of the James River, Americans celebrate [via murder] the great abundance [dwindling] and utility of our [Mother Nature’s] natural resources [biodiversity]. Since our Nation’s founding, hunters and anglers [robbers-of-life] have cherished [stolen and taken for granted] these unparalleled natural gifts [not ours to pillage] and marveled at [shot at, hooked, and trapped] their untamed beauty. National Hunting and Fishing [murder and mayhem] Day recognizes [placates] the contributions [crimes against humanity] of millions of Americans who continue to engage [willingly commit] in these ageless [prehistoric/uncivilized/long outdated] pursuits [embarrassments].

Following [stumbling] in the centuries-old footsteps [mistakes] of the pioneers [village idiots] who walked before them, hunters and anglers [thieves and vandals] have played a key role [are directly responsible] in the conservation [destruction and murder] and restoration [extinction] of numerous [countless] species and their natural habitats. They [murderous corpse-munchers] not only understand [are ignorant of] their pivotal role as stewards [pillagers] of the land, but also seek to pass on [indoctrinate children into their violent society] this honored [disgraceful] tradition [hereditary ignorance] to future generations [victims].

As our citizens continue to enjoy [satisfy their sadistic destructive tendencies for blood] our Nation’s [Mother Nature’s] natural resources [biodiversity], we must remember that this privilege [crime] brings great responsibility [consequences]. Not long ago, hunting threatened the extinction of the American Bison, an enduring symbol of the American West. Blah, blah, blah, ...

NOW, THEREFORE, I, BARACK OBAMA, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and the laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim September 26, 2009, as National Hunting and Fishing Day. I call upon the people of the United States to recognize this day with appropriate programs and activities [more murder and indoctrination of our youth into Obama’s violent society].

IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have hereunto set my hand this twenty-second day of September, in the year of our Lord two thousand nine, and of the Independence of the United States of America the two hundred and thirty-fourth.

BARACK OBAMA

And this ... “The important point is that I am very mindful of the fact that sportsmen in America may have gone hunting with their fathers, their grandfathers, their mothers, their grandmothers, and that this is part of a tradition and a way of life that has to be preserved. And there’s nothing that I will do as president of the United States that will in any way encroach on the ability of sportsmen to continue that tradition” Barack Obama
“The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don’t do anything about it” Albert Einstein
Hunting: the practice of pursuing animals for food, recreation, or trade. (A practice Barack “nothing that I will do” Obama proudly supports)
Humane: courteous or obliging towards humans and animals. (Behaviors Barack “nothing that I will do” Obama casts aside because that is what we have always done)
I see no connection at all; however, I do see patterns. Patterns of apathy. Patterns of convenient hereditary ignorance. Patterns of sweeping things under the rug. Patterns of speciesism. Patterns of empty words. Patterns of disconnect. Patterns of selfishness. Patterns of slavery. Patterns of torture. Patterns of murder. Patterns of the holocaust. Patterns of moral bankruptcy.
Obama = Not humane
Warwak = Not satisfied
“The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated” Mahatma Gandhi
So much for greatness and moral progress.
http://veganschool101.blogspot.com/2009/02/barack-nothing-that-i-will-do-obama.html

Laundry detergent for the stone-throwers

"Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it. Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many. Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books. Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders. Do not believe in traditions because they have been handed down for many generations. But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it" Buddha

Violence, demons, corpse-munchers, poseurs, and bullies afraid of children and schools

Changing education is one path to peace

Humane Education reinforced with a vegan school lunch will create a generation that cares enough to save themselves and Earth. A corpse-muncher is born every eight seconds in the USA keeping a steady flow through our indoctrination centers – what most call schools. The real war should be with our local school boards, but most vegans are too afraid to approach schools and/or children for that matter; and some of these same fearful sorts who were raised on violence somehow muster-up enough gumption/audacity to post hate on the web in hopes of rallying others into violence---once again, too afraid to carry it out themselves---claiming nothing else works all the while avoiding the children.



Demonize corpse-munchers

Demonizing corpse-munchers (including friends, co-workers, and family) changes behaviors and just as smoking became undesirable, so too will corpse-munching. The demand for death will fall as attitudes change. I personally don’t have any corpse-munching friends – I just don’t trust them. The biggest targets to demonize are our leaders who pass corpse-munching legislation, especially Obama who knows all about veganism and chooses to talk and carry out corpse-munching E-coli.

Tell children about veganism

No one can stop anyone from telling the truth to those with open hearts and minds who are not yet fully brainwashed and who haven’t yet eaten several thousand animals. Think of all the lives that are spared when a child goes vegan. Don’t you wish someone told you about veganism when you were young?



Violence is not vegan

Small-minded poseurs that talk shit about violence - I say just go do it already---action speaks louder than words---and we'll read about the low-based thinker that only knows violence who blew-up a car or sent an anonymous death threat. It’s just more time-wasting childish embarrassing middle-school garbage behavior that only sets a bad example for the children. Violence flies in the face of veganism.

Some people were raised on violence and only know violence as an answer

Opening cages is way cool. Life matters to that animal for sure no matter what the law says. I have rescued animals here and there so I can write of such things.

Burning down buildings is not cool. Vandalism is a waste of valuable time that could be spent actually helping animals. Corpse-munching industries will only rebuild bigger, newer, faster killing machines with the insurance money and if they don’t, some other company will surely pick-up the slack and get a boost in sales. Until the demand is absent, there will always be those money hungry mother-fuckers (yes they mechanically child-rape Mrs. Cow to provide milk making them mother-fuckers) to capitalize at the expense, death, and misery of everyone. The machine is far too big/refined to stop in a violent way. Vandalism is violent and sets a terrible example for children. If we want violence to stop, we must make it stop with ourselves first. And yes, I was a vandal as a teen, so I speak from experience.

I am all for direct action and confrontation; however, I concentrate on the sources – actual corpse-munchers and their children, and yes, schools and our leaders. There is nothing more direct than confronting people everywhere I go, whether at work or play, I always speak veganism with corpse-munchers whether they want to hear it or not. Until we change attitudes, violence or threats of against businesses are pointless acts. There are more creative ways to get our point across to more effective/receptive targets and we have not even scraped the surface of vegan education for the children.

So to all those poseurs that write about how cool it is to set cars on fire and make anonymous death threats, I say, go do your thing, but in the end, we are only wasting time and the children are watching us hurt our cause – peace. We could use your help confronting school boards and alerting children to the dangers of animal products. Either you are too tough or too afraid to leave the children to stumble while you blow-up cars and threaten further violent acts.

Dear violent poseurs,
Would you stop doing something you believe in because someone threatened you with jail or violence? Certainly not. Then why on Earth would you expect anyone else to?
An associate

It is all about priorities. The animals are waiting while some choose to travel down that same old ugly violent road of hereditary ignorance that only begets more violence. That said, I can’t find too much fault with vegan abolitionists who promote violence as their hearts are in the right place and they are only doing what they have been taught; but, unfortunately, many of those minds are closed and even more are too busy to think of such things, let alone to create creative ways to educate children.

Shameful peace loving silent vegans, bullies, and future killing machines

I am all for violence instead of dragging animal liberation’s realization just to avoid violence. I mean nonviolence is cool … when it works ... when we have the time.

The chickens with their heads on chopping blocks can’t wait as long as our melting ice caps or our drowning polar bears or our peace loving nonviolent movement stall.

In the end, vegans allow violence to continue on a truly massive scale because they are afraid---or too principled---to use violence against those who rule the Holocaust. Logic is inconsequential when given the big picture’s gravity. It is our actions that speak our words. And if those timid bubbles can’t stand for friends who can’t stand for themselves, then life is worth only a morsel.

How shameful of vegans to ignore children while holding hands and singing “Joy to the World” with corpse-munchers who demand the murder of 75 million of our defenseless friends daily.

I know the vegan peace loving thought well, "Oh, we understand you are not ready yet ... maybe in one hundred years, we will have a vegan world. Take your time and raise your children how you choose. We won't tell the children the truth - at least until long after you have fully brainwashed their sorry asses. Your secret is safe with us no matter how many corpse-munching machines you crank out"

This is how it continues. And because peace loving vegans treat children as "off-limits," our soon-to-be-murdered friends need a violent revolution of animal liberation more than ever. If not now, when?

Barack “nothing that I will do” Obama

“I think how we treat our animals reflects how we treat each other. It’s very important that we have a president who is mindful of the cruelty that is perpetrated on animals” Barack Obama

“The important point is that I am very mindful of the fact that sportsmen in America may have gone hunting with their fathers, their grandfathers, their mothers, their grandmothers, and that this is part of a tradition and a way of life that has to be preserved. And there’s nothing that I will do as president of the United States that will in any way encroach on the ability of sportsmen to continue that tradition” Barack Obama

“The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don’t do anything about it” Albert Einstein

That is some messed up logic Mr. President! Incest and other forms of abuse have been passed down over the ages as well … from their fathers, their grandfathers, their mothers, their grandmothers. And your point is?

Just because a practice is tradition and a “way of life” has nothing to do with whether the crimes should be preserved over time or not. What does matter is that they stop today.

Maybe a little Buddha will help, "Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it. Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many. Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books. Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders. Do not believe in traditions because they have been handed down for many generations. But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it." Buddha knew 2500 years ago what our elected leader can't seem to realize in our current 2009. Where is the forward evolution of thought, respect and responsibility Barack “nothing that I will do” Obama? Please consider joining the human race.

Murder and corpse-munching are dangerous activities. Margaret Mead wrote, “One of the most dangerous things that can happen to a child is to kill or torture an animal and get away with it”. Getting away with murder is a terrible thing in itself, rewarding children with happy meat and father and son “traditional” hunting trips is a crime against humanity. Barack “nothing that I will do” Obama guilty as charged.

“I think that having a head of the Department of Interior who doesn’t understand hunting and fishing would be a problem” Barack “nothing that I will do” Obama

“I think that having a head of the Department of Interior who doesn’t understand how wrong and unethical hunting and fishing really is, would be a huge problem. Even more problematic would be a President who didn’t understand the great value of life and the pursuit of happiness” Warwak

So much for real change.

Are the things that matter the most improved by your “promise and hope” of great change, or are they in reality just empty words? The song remains the same.

This is the most pressing serious issue there ever was–a matter of life and death–that attacks the roots of most of our despair; the “big idea” that can’t be tossed aside for some minor consideration given the gravity and late hour of our dilemmas.

Why argue it? We know how to use the internet and are not stupid. Murder is murder, plain and stupid as the happy meat on your plate Barack “nothing that I will do” Obama.

Hunting: the practice of pursuing animals for food, recreation, or trade. (A practice Barack “nothing that I will do” Obama proudly supports)

Humane: courteous or obliging towards humans and animals. (Behaviors Barack “nothing that I will do” Obama casts aside because that is what we have always done)

I see no connection at all; however, I do see patterns. Patterns of apathy. Patterns of convenient hereditary ignorance. Patterns of sweeping things under the rug. Patterns of speciesism. Patterns of empty words. Patterns of disconnect. Patterns of selfishness. Patterns of slavery. Patterns of torture. Patterns of murder. Patterns of the holocaust. Patterns of moral bankruptcy.

Obama = Not humane

Warwak = Not satisfied

Barack “nothing that I will do” Obama chooses to “change” certain policies; while, choosing to leave other policies/crimes in place. Father and son trips into the wilderness to murder innocent animals is just one of the many things Barack “nothing that I will do” Obama chooses to sweep under the rug. Children with rifles and hunting are off limits for our elected President.

Another issue Barack “nothing that I will do” Obama chooses to ignore is one of the most vital government programs which influences/shapes our children’s eating habits for life - the National School Lunch (NSL) program. Our elected President knows full well all the consequences/crimes against humanity he is directly responsible for (by ignoring the NSL) as evidenced by his admissions on this YouTube video; in which, Barack “nothing that I will do” Obama clearly states, “Americans would actually benefit from a change in diet. I don't think that that's something that we should legislate”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt56ER4TSqc

Fixing the NSL program would be a great step in the right direction in solving the biggest problems our children face. Just like Gore and Oprah, they can sit around with Barack “nothing that I will do” Obama and discuss the Health Care Crisis, Global Warming, Pollution, Starvation, and School Shootings over some happy meat at their fancy balls with their silver forks.

“The most violent weapon on earth is the table fork” Mahatma Gandhi

Even Barack “nothing that I will do” Obama commented on the Agriprocessor's ethical black hole on a campaign stop in Davenport, IA, remarking, “They have kids in there wielding buzz saws and cleavers. It’s ridiculous.”

Yes, rifles, table forks, buzz saws and cleavers. It’s ridiculous.

“All ancient philosophy was oriented toward the simplicity of life and taught a certain kind of modesty in one’s need. In light of this, the few philosophic vegetarians have done more for mankind than all new philosophers, and as long as philosophers do not take courage to seek out a totally changed way of life and to demonstrate it by their example, they are worth nothing.” Nietzsche

“If you want to change the world, the change has to happen with you first” Barack “nothing that I will do” Obama

“I like barbeque” Barack “nothing that I will do” Obama

Nietzsche, Warwak, and the World are calling you out Barack “nothing that I will do” Obama.

Time to go vegan.

I mean, if Warwak can do it, you certainly can. If I can, anyone can. It’s not rocket science, connect the dots. Indoctrinating children into a violent society is not the way to conduct business Mr. President. As long as public schools serve children milk and chopped-up animals for lunch, students will disrespect life. School shootings are a testament how well children learn respect, responsibility, and love from those they trust to care for them. Humane Education reinforced with a vegan school lunch will solve many of our most urgent problems.

It is not a "personal choice" when you are eating my friends and you are ruining my world. When you made your "personal choice", did you ask the animal if you could confine, torture, and murder him or her? When you made your "personal choice", did you ask me if I mind all your pollution and devastation? My tax money subsidizes your "personal choice". Just because we personally make selfish choices does not make them "personal choices."

Barack “nothing that I will do” Obama has read the United Nation’s Long Shadow report outlining the corpse-munching world’s desire for cadavers and the resulting legacy of death and destruction Factory Farming leaves our children and our one and only Earth.
http://www.fao.org/docrep/010/a0701e/a0701e00.HTM

The buck stops where? Barack “nothing that I will do” Obama is ultimately responsible for the USDA, FCC, FDA, and the NSL program and yet refuses to end our country’s legacy of tyranny---which our elected President now owns---in an abomination of lost corpse-munching suppressed souls.

"If people let the government decide what foods they eat and what medicines they take, their bodies will soon be in as sorry a state as the souls who live under tyranny." Thomas Jefferson (1778)

“Our food system world-wide is under enormous pressure. It's under enormous pressure because as a consequence of climate change, you've had severe changes in weather patterns” Barack “nothing that I will do” Obama

“If we reduced obesity down to the rates that existed in 1980, we would save the medicare system a trillion dollars. We would reduce diabetes rates. We would reduce heart disease. So, the fact that we subsidize some of these big agribusiness operations that are not necessarily producing healthy food and we discourage, or we don't subsidize, farmers who are producing fruits and vegetables and small scale farming that gets produce immediately to consumers as opposed to having it processed. The fact that we are not doing more to make sure that healthy food is in the schools … all those things don't make sense.” Barack “nothing that I will do” Obama

"It is important for us to re-examine our overall food policy so that we're encouraging good habits and not bad habits. For example, just making sure there are more fruits and vegetables in school lunch programs. That would make an enormous difference in how our children's diets develop. That would make us healthier over the long term. It would cut our health care costs and maybe it would help people elsewhere in the world, who are in less wealthy countries, feed themselves as well. So, it's a great question. It's important.” Barack “nothing that I will do” Obama

“Never be afraid to do what’s right, especially if the well-being of a person or animal is at stake. Society’s punishments are small compared to the wounds we inflict on our soul when we look the other way.” Martin Luther King, Jr.

“The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated” Mahatma Gandhi

So much for greatness and moral progress.

These people of great responsibility cave when it comes to their own causes. And it is not like he doesn’t know. Barack “nothing that I will do” Obama knows full well all the implications of Factory Farming and our dying world, as well as the health care crisis and world hunger. He also admits addressing these issues would be wise but then does nothing as evidenced by the YouTube video posted above. Our elected President's answer was, “So, it's a great question. It's important,” but then neglects to answer how he plans on dealing with the school lunch program. Unless, Barack “nothing that I will do” Obama thinks the NSL program is not something to legislate.

Do something ... please ... we can't take it anymore. You are eating our friends and ruining our world. Stop the corpse-munching ... please Barack “nothing that I will do” Obama

Hunters, farmers, and corpse-munching presidents are really just grown-up boys getting away with murder. These bad men are immature selfish little boys who have acquired the power to prevent reason from taking away their toys. Yes, I am talking about you Barack “nothing that I will do” Obama. You are a very bad boy. The worst of the lot.

Come on you big baby, give up your baby-bottle. It doesn't take an Einstein to figure it out.

“Nothing will benefit human health and increase chances for survival of life on Earth as much as the evolution to a vegetarian diet” Einstein

"Just because you got the monkey off your back, doesn't mean the circus has left town" Carlin

Silence is complicity, as is tolerance.

Evolve. Vegan America-Revolt!

History cares not of pride, nor, conformists, only to a gasp at how primitive they must have been; whereas, we always remember those who are able to change with great reverence, for they put aside pride and refused to conform to evil.

We the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common good, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish veganism for the United States of America

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