Showing posts with label myths. Show all posts
Showing posts with label myths. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Vegan Preacher

Jesus was not a corpse-muncher.
Fail.
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Friday, September 25, 2009

What do vegans do for fun anyways?



I always get these weird questions. Like, "What do vegans eat anyways?" and, "What do vegans do for fun?"

I tell them we do all the same things corpse-munchers do, except without all the senseless murder and we get to live longer in the process.

We write, teach, work ... and some of us play guitar and are painters.

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Wednesday, September 23, 2009

I once believed that ...

... I will live forever.

... people want to know the truth.

... fishing is cool.

... the best diet is Atkins.

... people can be trusted.

... my government has my best interests at heart.

... Obama is cool.

... Santa Claus is real.

... animals are meant for food.

... peace is best achieved by force.

... parents have open minds when dealing with their children’s health/lives/futures.

... schools put children first.

... milk builds strong bones.

... vaccinations are a good thing.

... teachers are lifelong learners who care---less about money and more about their students---enough to be honest.

... when people find out about veganism, they will care enough to change.

... somethings are more important than food.

... everything is okay.


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