Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Michelle Obama rallies the world to rejoice menstruations for 11 million


Washington Hilton Hotel
Washington, D.C.

April 30, 2009
12:28 P.M. EDT

Michelle Obama:
"In Des Moines, Iowa there's a Hope Ministries organization. One day they woke up and realized that they had run out of eggs for the five kitchens that they operate. And while they knew they could run out and make the purchase, it was going to be very expensive. And out of the blue, "a miracle happened," which is how the director described it. They got a call from a woman who owns a chicken farm about an hour away saying that she would donate it 66 dozen eggs. And then the entire -- America's egg farmers industry stepped up, as well. Across the country they will be donating more than 11 million eggs to food banks just this year." (Applause.)

Eggs: Cancer-causing/artery-clogging avian abortions menstruations

Yeah ... and the Egg Board's advertising slogan: The incredible edible egg

Photographs often accompanying the egg board's slogan: Young women in bathing suits, emphasizing the shape of their breasts

Increased risk of breast cancer for women who eat eggs daily compared to women who eat eggs less than once a week: 3 times higher

Part of female chicken's body that produces eggs: Ovaries

Increased risk of fatal ovarian cancer for women who eat eggs 3 or more times a week compared to women who eat eggs less than once a week: 3 times higher

Foods males in U.S. are conditioned to think of as "manly": Animal products

Increased risk of fatal prostate cancer for men who consume meats, cheese, eggs and milk daily compared to men who eat these foods sparingly or not at all: 3.6 times higher

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  1. The woman behind the man... equally complicit in the holocaust.

    Not to go off-topic... but is that her real face or is it doctored?

    Pretty wretched photo -- haha