Corpse-munchers are ruining everything: Smithfield's Swine Flu Virus Update

UPDATED VERSION
August 1, 2009 with more information here: Thomas Paine's Corner

The World Health Organization says Smithfield's Swine Flu Virus will infect over two billion people (one of every three people in the world) by the time it runs its course over the next 2 years.

A separate WHO report on Friday said Smithfield's Swine Flu Virus has spread to almost every country in the world, killing about 800 people since Smithfield's La Gloria, Mexico shops of horrors hatched this monster in April.

In the United States, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention estimates that up to 40 percent of Americans will contract Smithfield's Swine Flu Virus. Not to worry, Obama has his corpse-munching finger on the pulse of the nation.

The White House said Friday that it has been holding regular meetings to prepare for an expected spike of deaths in the U.S. this September. Too bad Obama's White House chooses to have meetings about how to deal with the multitudes of sick and dying, instead of having meetings about going vegan. All of this evil could have easily been avoided if corpse-munchers would simply give up their selfish destructive diet of flesh, blood, pus, menstruations and other assorted tumor-feed stuffs and discover all the amazing tasting healthy foods in the vegan diet.

The U.S. has the highest number of Smithfield's Swine Flu Virus deaths---340 to date nationwide and NY leads the way with 65 croakers---of any country in the world, followed by Argentina and Mexico. In Britain, Europe's hardest-hit country, new cases spiked last week to 100,000, nearly twice as many as the week before.

Smithfield's Swine Flu Virus is already on an unstoppable course in the Southern Hemisphere where it is feared the virus might combine with the seasonal flu strain and develop drug resistance and mutate into a new strain by the time desperate corpse-munchers have scrambled to produce some weird injectable that enables them to continue stuffing their corpse-holes with dead animals for a few more years before some other diet induced disease snuffs out their life-lines.

The WHO reports that a vaccine might not be ready until the end of 2009 with little or no safety data about the rushed-to-production vaccine. Governments that are planning to roll out mass vaccination campaigns are "taking a gamble" since any deadly side effects won't show up until millions of people get their life-saving/deadly shots.

Several farmaceutical companies have indicated they will give out vaccines to developing countries at a reduced cost when they become available. How convenient for those rich mother-fucking corpse-munchers to experiment on poor people and then claim they are giving them a break.

WHO spokesman Gregory Hartl said that after developing countries vaccinate health care workers, the organization will give them the choice of whom to treat.

Corpse-munchers are ruining everything. Go vegan or die.