Friday, July 24, 2009

Obama abandons world malaise

Obama abandoned the world malaise in favor of abusing the Air Force One phone---at tax payer expense---to instruct a ballplayer to munch on a big piece of bovine corpse.

“I spoke to Buehrle on the phone, on Air Force One -- that’s one of the privileges of the presidency. See, you can call up a guy after he pitches a perfect game. I told him that he had to buy a big steak dinner for that centerfielder” Barack Obama

Corpse-munchers often celebrate/reward those who achieve seemingly great things with animal products. I wonder if Barack rewards himself with big steak dinners after blowing-up mothers and children with his drone attacks in Pakistan. If not big steaks, perhaps a hamburger run and surely if the casualties are high, POTUS rewards himself with foie gras and/or veal.

And stop using the Air Force One phone to tell corpse-munchers to eat big steaks. In case you haven't noticed, the world is falling apart. Corpse-munchers are ruining everything.

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1 comment:

  1. It's an american holocaust and obama is at the helm.

    "In violation of its pledge to the United Nations not to recruit children into the military, the Pentagon “regularly target(s) children under 17,” the American Civil Liberties Union(ACLU) says.

    his is in violation of the U.S. Senate's 2002 ratification of the Optional Protocol to the UN Convention on the Rights of the Child."