We rolled into the desert sun
Lost in the dream of my fourth-grade crush back home
On a long stretch of bumpy road my hard-on got-off
a sharp turn as we exited this world off Chandler
Holy shit! Big girls with big tits bending over as they poured our Jolts
Just what the nurse ordered and exactly what I wanted with my Flatliner Fries
I ordered my demise and urgently took an exploration
deep in the bowels to clean-up seven clays
I got aroused and had trouble pissing while reading the urinal’s medical disclaimer
Later that night I masturbated about our nurse at the Heart Attack Grill
Backward and forward again now with my own boy
We pull over from that bumpy Chandler drive
for some fond memories and tradition
You can bring your kids to the Heart Attack Grill too.
And for the love of god, PeTA jumps on the sexy nurse sells food bandwagon with their naughty nurse routine.
"Bakersfield, Calif. -- Wearing a stethoscope and a sexy nurse outfit (complete with a white minidress, knee-high stockings, and spiked heels), carrying a notepad to write prescriptions for a vegetarian diet, and holding a sign that reads, "Bypass Heart Surgery--Go Vegan," a PETA beauty will greet patients and passersby outside Mercy Hospital in Bakersfield on Wednesday. The naughty Nightingale's point? That the best way to make sure that the hospital isn't bulging at the seams with heart patients is for consumers to chuck meat and other heart-unfriendly animal products from their diets and go vegan.http://www.peta.org/mc/NewsItem.asp?id=13230