Saturday, June 6, 2009

Smithfield's Swine Flu Virus

If we were all vegans and didn’t fuck around with animals, not only would we live longer and solve the Health Care Crisis, but we would never have to worry about: Strokes, Heart Disease, Osteoporosis, Kidney Stones, Colon Cancer, Prostate Cancer, Pancreatic Cancer, Ovarian Cancer, Cervical Cancer, Stomach Cancer, Endometrial Cancer, Breast Cancer, Hypoglycemia, Diabetes, Kidney Disease, Peptic Ulcers, Constipation, Hemorrhoids, Hiatal Hernias, Diverticulosis, Obesity, Gallstones, Hypertension, Asthma, Salmonellosis, Trichinosis, Irritable Colon Syndrome, Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease (the human variant of Mad Cow Disease), Smallpox, Smithfield's Swine Flu Virus (Influenza), Tuberculosis, Malaria, Bubonic Plague, Measles, Cholera, AIDS, Global Warming, Factory Farming's Cruelty and Pollution, Starvation/World Hunger, School Shootings, and War.

Corpse-munchers are eating our friends and ruining our world. They are fucking everything up.

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  1. Ya know what? Every time I write "Smithfield's Swine Flu," I've been chopping off the "Virus" part -- I thought you were being redundant for effect or something. I had no idea influenza was a type of virus. Well, **** me! (it's sunday morning - can't swear... observing the sabbath... will burn in hell... eternal flames... lions & tigers & bears... oh my!) -- okay, i'll stop playing...

    anyway, when i googled it, check this out... about ten days ago, there was the second death in new york from smithfield's swine flu virus and it was news... well, they're up to eight!!!

    is this awesome or what!!! maybe if enough freaking holocaust enthusiasts drop dead, the rest of them will think twice about shoving mutilated body parts in their sickening corpse holes.

  2. "The novel H1N1 influenza is continuing to spread here in the United States and around the globe. What we're seeing is varying by region in the United States and in different countries. The key point is that this new infectious disease is not going away. "

    "In terms of the virologic testing that's being done, the new H1N1 virus is now making up more than 99% of all the typed isolates we're testing here in the U.S. with our collaborating laboratories, so virtually all the of the influenza that's circulating that's getting a diagnosis is this new strain right now here in our summer months."