Thursday, June 25, 2009

No wonder dog-eating Obama resisted getting a dog in the White House

Obama grew-up in Indonesia in the care of his corpse-munching step-father Lolo eating dogs, snakes, grasshoppers, and anything else that crawled, had a face, and that he could get his robber-of-life hands on and has now graduated to Washington DC to have servants prepare and serve him a steady stream of inflamed tortured duck livers and other assorted baby animals at everyone else’s expense.

Barack Obama: "With Lolo, I learned how to eat small green chili peppers raw with dinner (plenty of rice), and away from the dinner table, I was introduced to dog meat (tough), snake meat (tougher), and roasted grasshopper (crunchy)," Obama wrote. "Like many Indonesians, Lolo followed a brand of Islam that could make room for the remnants of more ancient animist and Hindu faiths. He explained that a man took on the powers of whatever he ate: One day soon, he promised, he would bring home a piece of tiger meat for us to share."

Has foie gras-eating/veal-munching Obama taken on the super powers of the tortured duck or the strength of the innocent baby cow he just shamanically dined on? Does this idiot really think we don't know who he really is?

Recognize the Antichrist as Revelations describes the dog-eating beast as a "false prophet"

An exorcised sorceress once claimed to have held the little dog-eating Antichrist on her knees. She said that his bearing was proud and that even then he spoke many languages. But he had talons in the place of feet. His father is shown in the figure of a bird, with four feet, a tail, a bull's head much flattened, horns, and black shaggy hair. Can this be baby Obama's shamanic diet giving him whatever powers and attributes the animals he eats possessed? Is Lobo smiling in hell? Perhaps in reality, the misery and death the dog-eating Obama Antichrist demands permiates his nature and everything he touches.

Abbot Bergier described the dog-eating Antichrist as a tyrant, impious and excessively cruel, the arch enemy of Christ, and the last ruler of the Earth. The persecutions he will inflict on the elect will be the last and most severe ordeal that they will have to endure.

And what are dog-eating Obama's feelings on being forced to obtain/not eat/care for/be friends with/house a living primitive four-legged---possibly vengeful (dog-eating POTUS better sleep with one eye open)---canine meal prancing around in the White House? Dog-eating Obama fesses up here:

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  1. That's wicked! I hope the poor little puppy is safe. What if he get a craving in the middle of the night for dog flesh (with a side of fresh poop!)

    The Obaminable

    (p.s. -- I'm really on my blog... but it turned into yours; I'm so easily amused sometimes... This is so cool!)

  2. he was a child, children eat what their parents feed them. surely you have enough intelligence to grasp that concept. or maybe not if you cant even use spellcheck