Sunday, June 21, 2009

Animal shit in everything - even cookies

Vegans are safe because we don't eat shit with animals in it or should I say we don't eat animals with shit in it? Either way, we don't eat that shit.

The corpse-munching United States Food and Drug Administration and the corpse-munching Centers for Disease Control and Prevention are warning corpse-munching consumers not to munch on any varieties of prepackaged Nestle Toll House refrigerated cookie dough/shit products due to the risk of contamination with E. coli O157:H7 (animal shit).

Watch out for those mother-fucking cookies!

Never mind there is E-coli on corpse chunks all the time. WTF? Why aren't they just telling everyone to cook their cookies to 170 degrees to kill the shit like they do with their absurd instructions for corpse-munchers to kill/cook E-coli in cow and pig corpse parts? After all, corpse-munchers are willing to eat shit on their burgers and Smithfield's Swine Flu Virus on their bacon. What's next? I can hear the cries now, a double threat, "Look-out! Recalled cookie dough made with recalled peanut butter. Run for the hills Martha ... and bring your gun!"

I am tempted to say their shenanigans are comical at this point, except the hell they inflict on everything they touch is not amusing in the dimmest of lights.

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1 comment:

  1. There's nothing funny about the holocaust they perpetuate; but imbeciles are hilarious.

    Ummm E-coli and Smithfield's Swine Flu Virus... it's what's for dinner.

    Dude, check out Trent's last "tweet" -- it's sounds yummy:

    "Chipolte pork comes from pigs that drink their own urine. I have just submitted my comment to Nightline AM Jun 19th from TweetDeck"

    Excrement & Disease -- demanded by discerning corpse-munchers everywhere. (they're all sickening & should rot!)