Sunday, April 19, 2009

YES!

Hunting accidents, fishermen falling through the ice and drowning, bears mauling humans, Komodo dragons munching on humans ... all great stuff as each act of justice is a blessing and reason for another vegan party. Harsh? It’s just that these robbers-of-life refuse to accept the fact that they have been brainwashed and do not need to---and shouldn’t---munch on corpses or steal and drink animal blood, pus, and other tumor-feeds.

I pray to the Great Lizard King that they each have a date penciled in to choke on a chicken bone and die in exchange for the all-consuming swath of money these disconnected mother-fucking corpse-munching enablers fork over to hit-men to maintain a steady supply of cadavers---courtesy of the multitude of innocent beings they never had the pleasure of meeting while alive---all for their always eager and ready cold-hearted gluttonous corpse-holes.

And if I see a fat fucking 400 lb corpse-muncher choking on a piece of butchered corpse in my vicinity, don't expect me to perform the Heimlich maneuver in this lifetime.

Clap for the wolfman.

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1 comment:

  1. Yes, a vegan party...

    Maybe there is something to be said for a karmic-justice/vegan-wrath themed potluck...

    A real feel-good celebration!

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