Sunday, April 19, 2009


Hunting accidents, fishermen falling through the ice and drowning, bears mauling humans, Komodo dragons munching on humans ... all great stuff as each act of justice is a blessing and reason for another vegan party. Harsh? It’s just that these robbers-of-life refuse to accept the fact that they have been brainwashed and do not need to---and shouldn’t---munch on corpses or steal and drink animal blood, pus, and other tumor-feeds.

I pray to the Great Lizard King that they each have a date penciled in to choke on a chicken bone and die in exchange for the all-consuming swath of money these disconnected mother-fucking corpse-munching enablers fork over to hit-men to maintain a steady supply of cadavers---courtesy of the multitude of innocent beings they never had the pleasure of meeting while alive---all for their always eager and ready cold-hearted gluttonous corpse-holes.

And if I see a fat fucking 400 lb corpse-muncher choking on a piece of butchered corpse in my vicinity, don't expect me to perform the Heimlich maneuver in this lifetime.

Clap for the wolfman.

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1 comment:

  1. Yes, a vegan party...

    Maybe there is something to be said for a karmic-justice/vegan-wrath themed potluck...

    A real feel-good celebration!