"HELP! MY MOTHER AND FATHER ARE BLOOD-SUCKERS!" IN THEATERS NOW!

"HELP! MY MOTHER AND FATHER ARE BLOOD-SUCKERS!"

RATED: R

WARNING: Graphic depictions of corpse-munching, blood-sucking, and menstrual-slurping

Siskel and Ebert give it two thumbs-up saying, “Live the nightmare as Billy discovers it’s not just his mom and dad, but the whole town is in on the lie too. With scenes of corpse-munching so vivid and realistic, I had to use my theater supplied---freebie/promotion complete with half-eaten Billy printed on both sides---barf-bag”

The New York Times says, “This movie paints a picture of a civilization gone horribly wrong and is so fantastical, no one could ever pass this off as real, yet, Spielberg pulls it off with corpse-munching scenes so real, I found myself gagging in disgust”

Rolling Stone Magazine writes, “Soylent-Green was one thing, but getting people to willingly eat shit? Come on … no one would ever do that, nor would they ever believe everyone---except the children---would be trying to trick the next generation of youngsters into drinking blood by adding sugar and chocolate with cartoon characters. So unreal, but still entertaining enough as I exercised my gag reflex several times”

Newsweek says, "Plot is too unbelievable, but brilliant performances by Tom Cruise and new Hollywood child phenom, Billy Eatwell save what would otherwise be just another "B" grade movie. 4 1/2 stars"

IN THEATERS NOW!