Showing posts with label foie gras. Show all posts
Showing posts with label foie gras. Show all posts

Saturday, January 29, 2011

Animal Rescue on Venice Beach



Around 8:00 AM this morning I was speaking with the Venice Beach Police, and through our conversation, discovered there was a turkey a mile down the boardwalk. I immediately ran down the boardwalk where I found a large gathering of people watching a pit-bull harass the gentle turkey.

I quickly offered up the last of my ...money ---$10.00---for my feathered friend. The homeless woman who had a bra tied around the turkey's neck gladly took the money in exchange for the turkey; while, the homeless corpse-munchers salivated at the thought of a turkey dinner and made scary remarks.

I picked her up and carried her back to my paintings and made some calls. Animal Acres agreed to take on a new family member and a ride was arranged. While waiting, I held and bonded with my friend.

As I was holding her, the owners came by my display wanting her back. The owner is a chef who was given the turkey to butcher and cook for Thanksgiving. The chef couldn't bear murdering the poor soul; however, his roommate threw the turkey by the feet in an alleyway where a homeless woman found her and tied a bra around her neck and brought her down to the board walk to make some cash. No way in hell I was giving up my new friend to the hands of a corpse-munching chef. I told him to take a hike, she's mine now.

Our friend is now safe and sound to live out her natural born days at Animal Acres. I plan on visiting her and know she will recognize me and be the beautiful gentle soul she was today.

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Friday, August 14, 2009

Barack Obama Objects to School Lunch Posters Mentioning Sasha and Malia and Corpse-munching

By Jake Tapper

On August 4, two White House lawyers contacted Dr. Neal Barnard, president of the nonprofit Physicians Committee for Responsible Medicine (PCRM) and, he says, asked him to take down 14 posters his organization posted at Washington's Union Station.

"We've been very clear I think from even before the administration started that their two girls would have a very private life, and we want to protect that private life and their privacy," White House press secretary Robert Gibbs said this morning when asked about the PCRM posters. "And we hope that others will be respectful, as many in the media have been, about not using the girls as a publicity stunt."

The ads feature 8-year-old Jasmine Messiah of Miami-Dade public schools thinking: "President Obama's daughters get healthy school lunches. Why don't I?"

"What are you talking about, 'Take down these ads?!'" Barnard says he thought at the time. He consulted a first amendment attorney who said the White House has no leg to stand on.

"They're good people," Barnard said of White House associate counsel Karen Dunn and deputy associate Counsel Ian Bassin, who called him and asked his group to take down the ads because they mention the Obama daughters, as first reported by the Washington Post. "It's standard operating procedure for handlers at the White House" to call whenever the Obama daughters are mentioned, Barnard said. "They want to be overprotective."

But Barnard suggests that President Obama would support his group's mission behind the ads: to encourage Congress to mandate in the Child Nutrition Act that public school cafeteria's offer a vegetarian non-dairy option with lower fat content.

"Every meal right now is really meaty and cheesy," he says. Offering healthy alternatives fits right in with the President's health care reform push, and the emphasis on preventive care. "If we can bail out banks and offer cash for clunkers, certainly we can take steps to ensure our kids have options to high cholersterol meals," he said.

"The contrast is not with the daughters," Barnard says of the controversial poster, pointing out that Sasha and Malia's names and pictures are not in the ad. "The contrast is with the school the president's daughters are able to patronize. Sidwell Friends is able to offer health nutritious meal options." Veggie burgers are offered alongside hamburgers, vegetarian chili is served next to meat chili with higher cholesterol, he says.

"Go a mile away to any school in the district" and what options are there to a bologna-and-cheese sandwich? he asks. "What's left? Nothing. Nothing at all."

Jasmine Messiah first came to Barnard's attention at an event on Capitol Hill which she attended with her mother, Sarah Messiah, a scientist at the University of Miami. She asked to speak at the event about the lack of nutritious options available to her at her Florida public school.

Messiah has since written a letter to the First Tweens, writing, "I’m glad that your school, Sidwell Friends, already has lots of healthy options in the cafeteria, including vegetarian chili and roasted vegetable pizza...The problem is that most students eat unhealthy foods, like hot dogs, pepperoni pizza, ham sandwiches and cheeseburgers, every day at school. A lot of schools, including mine, don’t offer enough healthy fruits, vegetables and vegetarian meals.”

Barnard, who specializes in internal medicine at George Washington University Hospital as well as conducting medical research for PCRM, says that "right now one in six children is obese -- in some areas it's one in four." And according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, one in three children born since 2000 will develop diabetes.

Barnard says he has no knowledge that President or First Lady Michelle Obama object to the ads. Rather, he says, it's "White House handlers" being vigilant ever since J. Crew "turned the kids into catwalk models" earlier this year. Ever since, the "handler get nervous every time there's a reference to the presence of children in the White House."

"I don’t want to suggest the President would take Jasmine out for a beer," he says. "I mean, she's only eight years old."

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Sunday, August 9, 2009

Always wear protection when dealing with evil corpse-munchers

I will be sporting a glove when I shake the corpse-muncher’s [sic - Barack Ba‘al Zebûb Obama] hand.

Antichrist?

A man who shook Barack Obama's hand in Mexico died the next week from symptoms similar to those of swine flu.

Well at least wash your hands really fucking good. Clean hands thoroughly with soap and water and cleanse them with an alcohol-based hand rub (especially after shaking hands with evil corpse-munchers).

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Friday, July 24, 2009

Obama abandons world malaise

Obama abandoned the world malaise in favor of abusing the Air Force One phone---at tax payer expense---to instruct a ballplayer to munch on a big piece of bovine corpse.

“I spoke to Buehrle on the phone, on Air Force One -- that’s one of the privileges of the presidency. See, you can call up a guy after he pitches a perfect game. I told him that he had to buy a big steak dinner for that centerfielder” Barack Obama

Corpse-munchers often celebrate/reward those who achieve seemingly great things with animal products. I wonder if Barack rewards himself with big steak dinners after blowing-up mothers and children with his drone attacks in Pakistan. If not big steaks, perhaps a hamburger run and surely if the casualties are high, POTUS rewards himself with foie gras and/or veal.

And stop using the Air Force One phone to tell corpse-munchers to eat big steaks. In case you haven't noticed, the world is falling apart. Corpse-munchers are ruining everything.

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Thursday, July 23, 2009

Obama's Happy Meat ... You will taste the difference!

Obama’s Happy Meat offers the best tasting cuts from the happiest of hogs.

We take pride in keeping our hogs in the happiest state of wellbeing imaginable.

Besides massages and bubble baths, each and every hog gets jerked off daily and some even have individual fetishes that we cater to; for instance, Wilber, our 3 year old prize hog just about ready for slaughter prefers to cum in his servant’s face, so each day Barack jerks-off the demanding hog and takes it in the eyes and mouth. Barack and Wilber have developed a special relationship and Barack looks forward to his daily salty snacks.

To arrange for a tour, please phone ahead for best times to visit. Free samples will convince you, Obama’s Happy Meat offers the happiest, best tasting cuts of pork.

We also offer summer youth camps where children---ages 4 through 16---actually get to help take care of the hogs. This is an invaluable opportunity and space is limited.

We do offer shipping. Mail orders to:
Obama’s Happy Meat
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington, DC 20500

Telephone: 1 (666) EAT-PIGS


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Barack Obama talks more shit at the NAACP Convention

"From the beginning, these founders understood how change would come -- just as King and all the civil rights giants did later. They understood that unjust laws needed to be overturned; that legislation needed to be passed; and that Presidents needed to be pressured into action" Barack Obama NAACP Convention

Yes! We are putting pressure on your corpse-munching ass to go vegan already. Please, your hellish foie gras and veal munching habits are embarrassing to humanity, as are your wars and neglect of real issues.

"We need to go back to the time, back to the day when we parents saw somebody, saw some kid fooling around and -- it wasn't your child, but they'll whup you anyway" Barack Obama NAACP Convention

Typical bully mentality. Fuck you Obama. Hitting children is not cool. Were you beaten as a child? Did your step-father beat you before your dog dinners in Indonesia? Is this why you are such a war-mongering bully?

"We went down into the dungeons where the captives were held. There was a church above one of the dungeons -- which tells you something about saying one thing and doing another. I was -- we walked through the "Door Of No Return" I was reminded of all the pain and all the hardships, all the injustices and all the indignities on the voyage from slavery to freedom" Barack Obama NAACP Convention

Telling remarks from the Antichrist Barack Ba‘al Zebûb Obama.



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Friday, July 10, 2009

White House Garden steppingstone for the Presidential Animal Sanctuary?

Disillusioned passive/tolerant/complicit/silent welfarist vegan foodies believe Michelle Obama’s efforts to use her bully pulpit to shape the eating habits of our nation’s corpse-munching youth is a wonderful pursuit. These same speciesist poseurs believe, hope and pray the corpse-muncher's White House Garden is some sort of steppingstone for real change as Michelle and Barack might become vegan because of their garden and/or Sasha and Malia might teach corpse-munching mom and dad the real value of life.

NEWSFLASH: Barack and Michelle Obama are ardent corpse-munchers with no intention of going vegan in this lifetime.

The Obamas are well versed/educated about factory farming, veganism, and all the grave implications of doing nothing and still choose to order up veal, baby octopus, foie gras, and a whole multitude of various embarrassing miserable poisons/death sentences.

If I were POTUS, I would have a Presidential Animal Sanctuary with baby cows and ducks to respect, care for and love … not to torture, murder and eat.

"Never be afraid to do what's right, especially if the well-being of a person or animal is at stake. Society's punishments are small compared to the wounds we inflict on our soul when we look the other way." Martin Luther King, Jr.

In a better world, the Obamas would use their bully pulpits to lead by example by shedding their lizard skins and becoming the change by showing us---not just telling us---how to be human.

“All ancient philosophy was oriented toward the simplicity of life and taught a certain kind of modesty in one’s need. In light of this, the few philosophic vegetarians have done more for mankind than all new philosophers, and as long as philosophers do not take courage to seek out a totally changed way of life and to demonstrate it by their example, they are worth nothing.” Nietzsche

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