Friday, March 27, 2009

And Jesus said, "Choke on a chicken-bone and die mother-fucker"

If you care to witness Jesus' words untouched, read this from the Dead Sea Scrolls (long hidden by the Roman Catholic Church) written in Jesus' native language and written in his time. Probably written by the man himself. Don't let corpse-munchers edit history with their, "My god says it's cool to murder" shit!

Set the "I got an excuse for everthing" blood-suckers straight with this nugget:

"It was said to them of old time, 'Honor thy Heavenly Father and thy Earthly Mother, and do their commandments, that thy days may be long upon the earth.' And next afterward was given this commandment, 'Thou shalt not kill,' for life is given to all by God, and that which God has given, let not man take away. For I tell you truly, from one Mother proceeds all that lives upon the earth. Therefore, he who kills, kills his brother. And from him will the Earthly Mother turn away, and will pluck from him her quickening breasts. And he will be shunned by her angels, and Satan will have his dwelling in his body. And the flesh of slain beasts in his body will become his own tomb. For I tell you truly, he who kills, kills himself, and whoso eats the flesh of slain beasts, eats of the body of death. For in his blood every drop of their blood turns to poison; in his breath their breath to stink; in his flesh their flesh to boils; in his bones their bones to chalk; in his bowels their bowels to decay; in his eyes their eyes to scales; in his ears their ears to waxy issue. And their death will become his death. For only in the service of your Heavenly Father are your debts of seven years forgiven in seven clays. But Satan forgives you nothing and you must pay him for all. 'Eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot; burning for burning, wound for wound; life for life, death for death.' For the wages of sin is death. Kill not, neither eat the flesh of your innocent prey, lest you become the slaves of Satan. For that is the path of sufferings, and it leads unto death. But do the will of God, that his angels may serve you on the way of life. Obey, therefore, the words of God: 'Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat. And to every beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to everything that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there is breath of life, I give every green herb for meat. But flesh, and the blood which quickens it, shall ye not eat. And, surely, your spurting blood will I require, your blood wherein is your soul; I will require all slain beasts, and the souls of all slain men. For I the Lord thy God am a God strong and jealous, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me; and showing mercy unto thousands of them that love me, and keep my commandments. Love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy strength: this is the first and greatest commandment.' And the second is like unto it: 'Love thy neighbor as thyself' There is none other commandment greater than these."

This passage is from: DEAD SEA SCROLLS---THE ESSENE GOSPEL OF PEACE, compared, edited, and translated by Edmond Bordeaux Szekely---purports to be a fragment (about 1/8 of the complete manuscript) of the ESSENE GOSPEL OF JOHN which details the healing works of Jesus. What makes this document unique is that it is Szekely's direct translation of the original text, which was discovered in the Vatican Library in Aramaic and which is in the Royal Library of the Hapsburgs in Old Slavonic. The Aramaic text dates from the 1st century, while the Old Slavonic version is a literal translation of the former. The Gospel is said to have traveled from Palestine into the heart of Asia and then into the hands of the Nestorian priests who safeguarded it through the ages.

Over 2000 years have passed since the Son of Man brought the way, the truth, and the life to mankind. He gave health to the sick, wisdom to the ignorant, and happiness to those in misery. And even though His words, as we have them today in the NEW TESTAMENT, have been terribly mutilated and transformed in various versions and translations, they nonetheless retain the power of His message.

Choke on a chicken-bone and die mother-fucker!

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1 comment:

  1. I don't really think that Jesus is a real person....I like D.M. Murdoch's version of Jesus, that a whole bad issue all together..I'm still reading and searching as to why people hold certain books sacred....I really don't get it!